Where is your mind at? (ENGLISCH)

Dieses Thema im Forum "Scherzkekse" wurde erstellt von Nessie, 17. Mai 2004.

  1. Nessie

    Nessie Gehört zum Inventar

    Registriert seit:
    24. Juli 2002
    Punkte für Erfolge:
    1. When I go in, I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask
    not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

    2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
    best man always has me first. What am I?

    3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People
    sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

    4. I go in hard, I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?

    5. All day long its in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft.
    Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

    6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
    me, you feel good. What am I?

    7. If I miss, I hit your bush. Its my job to stuff your box. When
    I come, it's news. What am I?

    8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your
    fingers to get me off. What am I?

    9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm
    called a big swinger. What am I?

    10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when
    engaged in my job. What am I?


    1. a dentist
    2. a wedding ring
    3. peanut butter.
    4. chewing gum
    5. an elevator
    6. a nose
    7. a newspaper boy
    8. a glove
    9. a crane
    and for number 10...............
    a toothbrush, of course!!!!!
  2. cloudybob

    cloudybob Ich bin ich :)

    Registriert seit:
    30. Januar 2003
    Punkte für Erfolge:
    im Herzen des Saarlandes ;-)
    Good one :-D

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