A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny, beautiful fairy appeared at their table and said: "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you a wish." "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband 'said the wife. The fairy waved her hand and - poof! - Two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hand. Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. "I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish....... So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! The husband became 92 years old. The moral of the story: Men who are ungreatful bastards should remember fairies are female!