Installing a husband

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  1. Anouschka

    Anouschka Lexikon der 1000 Vornamen

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    29. April 2005
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    am richtigen Ort!

    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as

    Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as:

    NBA 5.0,

    NFL 3.0 and

    Golf Clubs 4.1

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

    Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

    What can I do?




    First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

    If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    However, remember that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1

    Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:

    Cooking 3.0 and

    Hot Lingerie 7.7

    Good Luck Babe!

    Tech Support​
  2. AW: Installing a husband

    lol - echt unglaublich, wieviel Wahrheit da drinsteckt ;-)
  3. Rebecca

    Rebecca Pfiffikus

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    8. Januar 2003
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    AW: Installing a husband

    Ich kenne das mit der Ehefrau, aber immer wieder gut
  4. AW: Installing a husband

    Das ist ja total genial. Wo findet man denn sowas?

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