Harley-Man and God (irre witzig, aber Englisch)

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    The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur
    Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told
    Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have
    changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in
    Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to
    hang
    out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and
    introduced him to God.

    God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
    invented Harley motorcycles, eh?!" Arthur said, "Ya, that's me..."
    God commented, "Well, whats the big deal about inventing something
    that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a
    road!" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me
    but aren't you the inventor of women?" God said, "Ah, yes."
    "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some
    major design flaws in your invention.

    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;
    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
    3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
    5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"

    "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold
    on." God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and
    waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God
    read it.

    "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
    "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
    yours."
     

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