Glück hat wer kein Engländer/Ami ist (englisch)

Stephanie

The one and only Mrs. Right
Die Mail bekam ich eben von einem Freund:

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British or Americans.

The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.

The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fat and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
what kills you :-D
 
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